If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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