Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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