i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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