He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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