She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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