we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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