Ambien. No doubt about it.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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