This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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