If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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