in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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