As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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