the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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