And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
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