I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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