I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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