I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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