The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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