Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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