david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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