this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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