Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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