I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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