maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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