I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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