how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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