The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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