Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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