They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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