Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Randomize