so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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