I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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