I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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