Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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