thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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