Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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