Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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