i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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