i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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