Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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