I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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