Just cropdusted the office
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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