Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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