I don't think brook has ever known best
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
how does that bad decision feel?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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