you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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