are you still at the devil's house?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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