i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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