She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize