We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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