Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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