Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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